There are so many brilliant people who bring so much to society and I’m sitting over here lamenting over my inability to wear white pants for longer than an hour without them becoming greyish-brownish.
One of the best things about text communication is that I can be 100% sarcastic and they have no way of knowing. It’s, like, THE most passive aggressive way to say what you’re thinking without getting any possible blowback. Satisfying but cowardly.
Don’t judge me.